OPEN HOUSE: ARRRRR!
Great discounts to be had by all.
‘Tis that time o’ year again when we wants t’ invite ye t’ our Annual Open House this May 9th & 10th! This year’s theme be pirates ‘n th’ high seas. So join th’ captain and all her mates fer a merry evenin’ of free grub & drinks, chanties & dancin’, prizes & samples, an’ suppliers showin’ thar new wares from all o’er th’ world.